Technically, she's not moving cross-country till the end of May, so I have time, but I wanted to give it to her when I leave. The only audio I can find is this bizarre "dance mix," which won't work because (a)techno is LAME and (b) it's simply not as good as the actual rant. Even a single clip or phrase will work. Does anyone have the ability to create or point me to something?
Thank you, THANK YOU!!!